…just collected bits o’ stuff…Tumblr (3.0; @random-ish)http://random-ish.tumblr.com/<p>Today I received inter-office mail from a woman named Sparkle.  I had to smile.  In the past 2 weeks I have also encountered two women named Precious and watched a movie with a character named Nada, which means &#8220;dew&#8221; in Arabic.  Masha&#8217;allah&#8230;</p>http://random-ish.tumblr.com/post/1163770http://random-ish.tumblr.com/post/1163770Mon, 23 Apr 2007 12:36:15 -0700Chad: I'm getting ready to eat Elmo...did you want to say good-bye?<br /> Amy: no, I might cry<br /> Amy: I will always treasure my memories of him looking up from his plastic cup.<br /> Chad: Okay...I promise, it will be quick and painless. His selfless service to my belly's happiness is quite admirable.<br /> Amy: yes, he is a trooper...http://random-ish.tumblr.com/post/979337http://random-ish.tumblr.com/post/979337Mon, 16 Apr 2007 17:28:55 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/843066_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://random-ish.tumblr.com/post/843066http://random-ish.tumblr.com/post/843066Thu, 12 Apr 2007 14:55:06 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/821485_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>…for the muhajabah…</p>http://random-ish.tumblr.com/post/821485http://random-ish.tumblr.com/post/821485Wed, 11 Apr 2007 23:30:20 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/735945_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://random-ish.tumblr.com/post/735945http://random-ish.tumblr.com/post/735945Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:30:43 -0700Amy: I think we should beat Carl.<br /> Me: You're a nut.<br /> Amy: What kind of nut?<br /> Me: Ummm...a cashew I think. What kind of nut am I?<br /> Amy: Definitely an almond.<br /> Me: Hmmm...Troy?<br /> Amy: Walnut<br /> Me: Chad? Furrukh? Cathy? Carl?<br /> Amy: Chad is a Brazil nut...Furrukh - macadamia...Cathy - pecan...and Carl...<br /> Me: Ohhh...he's the peanut!<br /> Amy: ...that he is...http://random-ish.tumblr.com/post/632311http://random-ish.tumblr.com/post/632311Thu, 05 Apr 2007 21:09:52 -0700“If you’re not outraged…you’re not paying attention!”<br/><br/> - <em>bumper sticker on mini-van heading west on Shea Blvd.</em>http://random-ish.tumblr.com/post/630781http://random-ish.tumblr.com/post/630781Thu, 05 Apr 2007 19:42:13 -0700“…life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.”<br/><br/> - <em>from <em>Husbands and Wives</em> (film)</em>http://random-ish.tumblr.com/post/626378http://random-ish.tumblr.com/post/626378Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:54:17 -0700<a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,,2046991,00.html">Hypocrisy exposed...</a>: <p>A big thank you to Terry Jones for saying what at least some of us have been thinking all along…</p>http://random-ish.tumblr.com/post/626303http://random-ish.tumblr.com/post/626303Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:50:05 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/625519_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://random-ish.tumblr.com/post/625519http://random-ish.tumblr.com/post/625519Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:14:23 -0700<p>Mark forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off.  She told him, &#8220;Tomorrow I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE&#8221;.<br/>The next morning Mark got up really early.<br/>When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the driveway.  Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.<br/>It may be a while before Mark is well enough to have visitors.</p>http://random-ish.tumblr.com/post/625450http://random-ish.tumblr.com/post/625450Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:10:51 -0700