Thu
Apr
5
Forgotten Wedding Anniversary
Mark forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off. She told him, “Tomorrow I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE”.
The next morning Mark got up really early.
When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
It may be a while before Mark is well enough to have visitors.
