Something Made Me Smile Today
Today I received inter-office mail from a woman named Sparkle. I had to smile. In the past 2 weeks I have also encountered two women named Precious and watched a movie with a character named Nada, which means “dew” in Arabic. Masha’allah…
Office Chat-ter...the demise of the Elmo cupcake
Chad: I'm getting ready to eat Elmo...did you want to say good-bye?
Amy: no, I might cry
Amy: I will always treasure my memories of him looking up from his plastic cup.
Chad: Okay...I promise, it will be quick and painless. His selfless service to my belly's happiness is quite admirable.
Amy: yes, he is a trooper...
Amy: I think we should beat Carl.
Me: You're a nut.
Amy: What kind of nut?
Me: Ummm...a cashew I think. What kind of nut am I?
Amy: Definitely an almond.
Me: Chad? Furrukh? Cathy? Carl?
Amy: Chad is a Brazil nut...Furrukh - macadamia...Cathy - pecan...and Carl...
Me: Ohhh...he's the peanut!
Amy: ...that he is...
If you’re not outraged…you’re not paying attention!– bumper sticker on mini-van heading west on Shea Blvd.
…life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.– from Husbands and Wives (film)
Hypocrisy exposed... →
A big thank you to Terry Jones for saying what at least some of us have been thinking all along…
Forgotten Wedding Anniversary
Mark forgot his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ticked off. She told him, “Tomorrow I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE”. The next morning Mark got up really early. When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure enough there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in...